What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:02

-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
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Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
How has your life changed since starting college?
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?